Today you are you,
This is truer than true,
There is no one alive,
That is youer than you.
100 Completely Accurate World Accents
oh my god
omfg
crying
Daily routine on tumblr
Log on and see you have no
And you go
See you lost a follower
Go through your dash
See a funny post
Reblog a million things
Gain a follower
Hear an awesome song
See someone reblog someone’s post as their own
Get a message
Get an anon trolling on your tumblr
Parents tell you to get off
But you stay on anyways
Later you look at the time
Realize you only have a few hours to sleep
Run to bed
Leave for school the next morning
anything over $10 is expensive
Even $10 is pushing it.
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
How I want to be cheered up if I’m down
perks of being a girl
- I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
#I don’t even want to think of all the boners I’d have in class
one-dizzle-fo-shizzle-my-nizzle:
this deserves all the notes it has and i will reblog it every single time it appears on my dash purely because of how cute they both are, the cat and eddie.
Not a fan of Ed Sheeran but this is fucking adorable.
i’m gonna reblog this three times just because i can
this is the only non 1D thing I have ever reblogged in my life
I bet that cat is Harry
^ in another life yes
let me love you
- guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
- guys: ew, fat chicks
- guys: ew, skinny chicks
- guys: ew
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